Oh my God! Kanye West is hilariously the most American MoFo in this race. Every thing America is, with all her faults and fascinations. Its out of nowhere. It never seems to make any sense. Its completely cultural. Its dynamic and polarizing. It might be horrible. Could it actually be great? Its dumb in alot of ways. I don’t even know what party he’d run for. He likes Trump.
This wouldn’t even be a new thing to happen in American politics. Even if Kanye won the election this would ALREADY be the second time in recent memory that a polarizing, undefined nut job got elected President using only “Low-Brow” celebrity fame among the masses!
Despite everything I’m about to say, I’m about 95% certain I’m gonna vote for Biden. If you think 95% sounds dangerously low, keep in mind that I’m afraid of commitment.
I have secretly and self-amusingly have had a joke thought for years. Once or twice a year, when Kanye news would actually get to me, I would laugh to myself and think that me and Kanye West would kinda be friends.
First of all relax. I’m not saying I actually know him. I’m not saying I agree with anything he says. I’m not claiming we would be “da bestest buds in da whole wide world”. I just think that I excel at translating a person’s words into what that person is actually saying. That’s step one right there. Plus, I think he cares about alot of the same things that I do. He probably has different ideas of the path to take though. I’m good at communicating my mind as well as being open minded, a rare combo, it seems, and a requirement. Plus, I’m really just super good at being a friend.
From a Buddy-Cop trope perspective it works. He has all my motivation and persistence so I have none. I have all his ability to speak in coherent vernacular and he’s clumsy with expressing in clarity. We come from vastly different backgrounds. We’re like exact opposites in every way that a classic buddy cop movie could imagine. You’d have to get some actor type-mix of Jon Heder and Micheal Cera to play my role and then Obviously, Kanye plays himself. Kanye is Kanye bro, stop trying to make Not-Kanye Kanye! I AM WRECK IT RALPH!
Not voting for the guy but that would be a funny movie.
Have you seen this clip? I actually LOVE this clip.
It is so freaking funny, adorable, and coherent to me. You might think he’s crazy but he’s just paying attention to the movie. You know, that’s the point of movies, of all good stories but especially kid’s movies. The point is to let people better understand themselves by giving them something to compare with. I love that he so strongly connects with Glitch. I mean, its crazy but come on.
Imagine a political debate between the American “Fuerdai” Donald Trump, 2017’s Get Out vibes Joe Biden, and Kanye flippin’ West. That would be the most Human thing in history, in the sense that we are entirely unimaginable.
Trump – Pence
Biden – Token
West – Musk
This could only happen in America.
Again, not voting for him. But, lol #Kanye2020
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