WARNING, this post is not a happy one at all. In fact it’s long, sarcastic, and depressing. I honestly suggest that nobody who wants to keep having a “good” day read this. I’m telling you right now not to read it.
I just had to write it down. It very accurately portrays some of my emotions but not all emotions can be rainbows. I’m writing this prologue after writing everything else. Corona got me stressin’ enough to be willing to post stuff I typically keep to myself but, fuck it. There’s probably a block button somewhere on here and I won’t be offended at all if you use it. I understand the innately human desire to avoid caring and you have the right and the privilege to do just that. Maybe one day I’ll learn how.
When I become president in the year 2036 I will abolish and outlaw the American Education System. CLEARLY that shit needs to go for a multitude of obvious reasons. Gotta design ourselves a new one. Even if the new system has it’s own issues it can’t be worse than what we have now.
Everyone else can just continue to not change it or even acknowledge it in any way. I guess I’ll fix it myself. The rest of America can continue to sit back, relax, hate each other, kill each other, or just post tik toks about Black people or about anything really. Maybe we could fight another freakin’ WAR for PROFIT, or re-elect a guy who needs the Windex kept out of his reach since he’ll probably drink it thinking it’s a magical blue potion. Y’all just keep on doin’ what you’ve been doin’ America. I got this, I guess. I’ll be the one to Make America Great and if I do it will be the first instance in the history of our country that we will be anything but a country of genocidal dumb fucks who only got power, wealth, “safety” and “freedom” by being lucky that the Indians hadn’t invented artillery yet.
Or maybe I’ll just pray about it, pretend I did something to help, and hope god solves it, lol. If I spend an hour bored every week it means I’m a good person.
Oh, wait a minute! Maybe I could donate some Money to the Church! I don’t even have to go oreven pretend to care. Oh, thank the Lord above and the important, selfless, trustworthy people that follow him. I found a way to absolve myself from the guilt of inactivity by way of pure finances. It’s like dropping a quarter for the bell ringing Santa’s outside Walmart that most of us probably find kind of annoying and then feeling good about ourselves for the rest of the year. Bro, I’ll even get a tax break when I donate to charity so really I’m making more money for me! Nice! It’s like posting about it online (like I’m doing right now) and thinking it’ll make a difference.
Never mind about me and the 2036 presidency guys! I can go back to doing nothing and I guess I’ll just hope that my child’s school doesn’t torture some other kid bad enough that they bring a legally acquired fully automatic assault rifle with legal high-capacity magazines and some LEGAL armor piercing ammunition to school one day for show and tell. Maybe my kid will be able to dodge bullets better than the other kids. I’ll force him into track and field to make sure he’s faster than the other school children. I don’t know what sport could help my son avoid the home made bombs built with easily found guides online but hey, you can’t solve everything.
Now that the problem has solved itself I guess I’ll smoke another bowl and continue to wait to die in relative peace and comfort.
P.S. If you have no idea what issues there are with the education system than I actually have no idea how I could ever communicate with you. Maybe one day we will find a cure for being both blind and deaf. There’s nothing wrong with being blind or deaf from an ethical standpoint but it does make you miss out on some pretty easy to notice stuff.
P.P.S. None of the other countries are doing any better than America so I guess living here is still my best choice. Yay, we’re winning! I feel so happy and emotionally fulfilled.
The Mind of Joshypoo 